it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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