I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i am craving dick and cupcakes
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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