i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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