the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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