No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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