ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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