i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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