It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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