And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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