drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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