Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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