yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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