She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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