Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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