Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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