She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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