PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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