saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag