I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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