He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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