I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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