As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We had sex on a dog bed..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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