So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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