I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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