Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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