I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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