Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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