I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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