Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
