? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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