so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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