so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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