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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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