I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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