belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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