That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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