is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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