Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.