What a fucking waste of an outfit
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart