Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
you never un-have a 4some
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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