what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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