How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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