Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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