I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Also, beer. Big fan.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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