At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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