People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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