When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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