I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
zippers are such a cool invention
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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