quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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