Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
That's intense
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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