The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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