You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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