Whod you bang
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well I just put wine in my tea
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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