Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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