a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.