Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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