New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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