some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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